Showing posts with label yard sale. Show all posts
Showing posts with label yard sale. Show all posts

Monday, September 26, 2011

Yard Sales Suck If You Are Trying To Sell Your Art

"Know Thyself"

"Know Thy Audience"
"Know Thy Customer"
"Know Thy Venue"
Pearls of wisdom 
I chose to ignore 
in my
infinite Hope 
To Impress, Dazzle,and Amaze
Yard Sale Shoppers
with my Art. 
Never Again.
Can you say Boring and Insulting???
They didn't get it
appreciate it
or make freakin' eye contact.
Is eye contact too much to ask??
I think not. 
But then again, I'm a loon.
As my friend JoAnne said, 
"people are looking to spend a dollar
on an appliance that actually works"!!
Well, if that was me, I would have looked,
commented, said hi
while making Eye Contact 
and if I liked what I saw, I woulda bought a 
Christmas Present for 20 damn bucks.
But that's just me.
sigh. 

This first pic features my sister Deb.
She brought crap over from her laundry room.
She made Sales. 
And therefore Money. 

My fancy display area.
The other classy display area.
Thats me in pink.
Looking Miserable
cuz I was bored. 
I only got one laugh. 
That is the worst thing ever for me.
I live for getting laughs.
I wonder if I had my stuff on tables 
it would have made a difference.
Maybe I'll look for tables
at the next neighborhood yard sale.
hmmmmmm....
xoS 
 PS. If you see me buying tables 
SLAP ME.
Thank you.