Yard Sales Suck If You Are Trying To Sell Your Art

"Know Thyself"

"Know Thy Audience"

"Know Thy Customer"

"Know Thy Venue"

Pearls of wisdom 

I chose to ignore 

in my

infinite Hope 

To Impress, Dazzle,and Amaze

Yard Sale Shoppers

with my Art. 

Never Again.

Can you say Boring and Insulting???

They didn't get it

appreciate it

or make freakin' eye contact.

Is eye contact too much to ask??

I think not. 

But then again, I'm a loon.

As my friend JoAnne said, 

"people are looking to spend a dollar

on an appliance that actually works"!!

Well, if that was me, I would have looked,

commented, said hi

while making Eye Contact 

and if I liked what I saw, I woulda bought a 

Christmas Present for 20 damn bucks.

But that's just me.

sigh. 

This first pic features my sister Deb.

She brought crap over from her laundry room.

She made Sales. 

And therefore Money. 

My fancy display area.

The other classy display area.

Thats me in pink.

Looking Miserable

cuz I was bored. 

I only got one laugh. 

That is the worst thing ever for me.

I live for getting laughs.

I wonder if I had my stuff on tables 

it would have made a difference.
Maybe I'll look for tables
at the next neighborhood yard sale.

hmmmmmm....

xoS 
 PS. If you see me buying tables 
SLAP ME.
Thank you.