"Know Thyself"
"Know Thy Audience"
"Know Thy Customer"
"Know Thy Venue"
Pearls of wisdom
I chose to ignore
in my
infinite Hope
To Impress, Dazzle,and Amaze
Yard Sale Shoppers
with my Art.
Never Again.
Can you say Boring and Insulting???
They didn't get it
appreciate it
or make freakin' eye contact.
Is eye contact too much to ask??
I think not.
But then again, I'm a loon.
As my friend JoAnne said,
"people are looking to spend a dollar
on an appliance that actually works"!!
Well, if that was me, I would have looked,
commented, said hi
while making Eye Contact
and if I liked what I saw, I woulda bought a
Christmas Present for 20 damn bucks.
But that's just me.
sigh.
This first pic features my sister Deb.
She brought crap over from her laundry room.
She made Sales.
And therefore Money.
My fancy display area.
The other classy display area.
Thats me in pink.
Looking Miserable
cuz I was bored.
I only got one laugh.
That is the worst thing ever for me.
I live for getting laughs.
I wonder if I had my stuff on tables
it would have made a difference.
Maybe I'll look for tables
at the next neighborhood yard sale.
Maybe I'll look for tables
at the next neighborhood yard sale.
hmmmmmm....
xoS
PS. If you see me buying tables
SLAP ME.
Thank you.
PS. If you see me buying tables
SLAP ME.
Thank you.