Before you look any further you MUST play the video above.
The Band is Ludo, and the song is Love Me Dead.
Love me cancerously
like a salt-sore soaked in the sea. "
High-maintenance" means you’re a gluttonous queen,
narcissistic and mean.
Kill me romantically
Fill my soul with vomit
then ask me for a piece of gum.
Bitter and dumb, you’re my sugarplum
You’re awful, I love you...
She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
and when her edges soften her body is my coffin.
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to bones in bed...
must be the sign on my head
it says, "Oh, love me dead!" Love me dead!
You’re a faith-healer on T.V.
You’re an office park without any trees
corporate and cold gushing for gold - leave me alone.
You suck so passionately
You’re a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature finger-bangin’ my heart.
You call me up drunk, does the fun ever start?
You’re hideous... and sexy!
How’s your new boy?
Does he know about me?
You’ve got the mark of the beast.
You’re born of a jackal!
Love me dead!
Love me dead! Love me dead! Oh... love me dead!
So, in the Anti-Valentine spirit, I have used this song for inspiration.
My own sad love life is inspiration enough, but alas,
I am not as clever as the writers of this song!!
So here are my Anti-Valentines 2009:
Only 4 for now, but the song is ripe for more interpretation. I'm digging the paste paper! I mean no offense to anyone, this is just my sick sense of humor when it comes to love. Otherwise, I'm pretty conventional.
More will be forthcoming....xoSusan